English Jokes

Joke 1:

Wife - I will go to my maternal house only,

When you will leave me ....

Husband - I agree but promise that

You will come home only when I come to pick you up…

Joke 3:

Wife - You do not have any tameez.

I have been talking for hours and

You are that you are getting bored.

Husband - I am not bored

Trying to speak,

But you are not letting me speak ... !!!

Joke 4:

A well-dressed woman went to the dentist ...

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Woman - One tooth has to be removed, but in just 10 minutes ...

No anesthesia, fainting or pain medication ...

It hurts a little, so let it happen, but soon…

I want to go to a kitty party ...!

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Doctor - Amazing…! You are a very brave woman ...

Let's lie down on the bed here and show what teeth it is ...?

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Woman (from her husband) - Go lie down ...

And tell me, what is the tooth ... !!!

Joke 5:

Pappu - how much is the stitching of the pants?

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Taylor - 150 rupees

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Pappu - and Nikkar's?

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Taylor - 80 rupees

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Pappu - Okay, stitch only one nickel,

But keep the length to the feet ...!

Joke 6:

Teacher - If two out of two are left, how many are left?

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Student - I do not understand the meaning…

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Teacher - Suppose you had two rotis and

You ate both, so what is left with you ..?

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Student - Vegetable left sir ... !!! Teacher - If you go two out of two, how many are left?

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Student - I do not understand the meaning…

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Teacher - Suppose you had two rotis and

You ate both, so what is left with you ..?

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Student - Vegetable left sir ... !!!